Update: The Alabama Shakes concert March 1 at the 999-capacity Knitting Factory sold out this morning, too.
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Joe Walsh couldn’t sell out the Revolution Center. Alice Cooper couldn’t sell out the Revolution Center.
Six months after opening, it took a very wealthy man who does not sing or play a musical instrument on stage — EDM superstar Tiesto — to finally sell out the 2,200-capacity Garden City venue.
Tickets to Tiesto’s March 8 performance are no longer available. They sold out Feb. 15.
Henry Rollins would not approve.
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Then again, Rollins no longer sings, leaving him in nearly the same boat as Tiesto.