I $%@# you not.
There’s a political tie, naturally. “Happy, Happy, Happy: An Evening with A&E’s Duck Dynasty,” is being presented by — actually “brought to you by” — Denney for Idaho. Here’s the official spiel from ICTickets about the March 29, 2014, show: “Come hear stars Phil, Miss Kay, Alan, and Lisa Robertson speak on their family values and America’s heritage.”
Speak? I dunno, man. How many beard jokes can we take? I’d rather hear the Robertson clan sing — or at least dance and lip sync to their debut album, “Duck The Halls: A Robertson Family Christmas.” It’s currently No. 1 on Billboard’s Top Country Albums chart for the third week in a row.
Like I said, I $%@# you not.
And just in case you were thinking about braving this event as a special birthday present for your Uncle Bubba, be warned: Alcohol will not be sold.
Gotta hand it to Denney, though: “Vote for me! I brought ‘Duck Dynasty’ to the Gem State!”